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“We need to get our boys and girls out of Iraq, ASAP,” Congressman Brandon Peters ended his speech.
“Here here.” A few congressmen and women applauded their peer as he headed back to his seat.
Congresswoman Cynthia Marchinson wasn’t one of those applauding. This was her first year in the US Congress, and she could not believe the time Congress wasted on various issues without finding a solution. It was time for American troops to come home, but saying it a million times obviously had done nothing.
“Thanks you Congressman Peters,” the Speaker of the House said from the podium, “that is indeed something upon which we can all agree.”
This acknowledgement led to another round of applause for Congressman Peters, in which Cynthia chose not to participate.
The Speaker waited for the clapping to stop before introducing the next issue. “Bill 438.1, a 10% tax increase on each SMS fuck chat to be used for interstate highway maintenance.”
Cynthia’s mouth dropped and the pen she was writing with fell to the floor. ‘Was she being punked or something? Had he just said SMS fuck chat on the floor of the US Congress? What the hell was the issue with SMS sex chatlines any way?’
She didn’t have a problem with them. While Congress was in session and her boyfriend Alex was back home in Georgia, SMS sexlines had become Cynthia’s best friends. They were safe and discreet, and they helped her keep her head on straight. Now, the government she was a part of was trying to tax another thing that gave people pleasure. First – alcohol and cigarettes; now it was chat. What was the world coming to?
Cynthia quickly sent a text to the Speaker of the House’s personal cell phone for floor issues as the members of Congress rushed to get a spot on the speaking roster.
After a couple of moments, the Speaker spoke again. “My apologies but I see there is not enough support for this bill to be introduced. When enough support is gained, we will discuss this bill.”
Cynthia winked at the Speaker as he smiled in her direction. He had gotten her message. Later she would meet him in his office and suck his dick completely dry. Even though this was her first day in Congress, she had always learned the ropes.
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