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Johnny was pissed off. Sally had dumped him for some guy, and now after two years of regular sex, he was bone dry. He wasn’t bothered by the fact he no longer had a date to the prom. What bothered him was that now, he didn’t have Sally as a status symbol. Now, there wasn’t a single girl in the school interested in him. The only way he could get a woman, besides his mother, grandmother, and teachers to pay attention to him was by engaging in hardcore mobile phone chat.
Johnny still had those SMS text pictures of Sally, but masturbating to them wasn’t quite the same as sticking his dick in her pussy. He needed a new girlfriend, and he needed one quick. Johnny knew he was handsome with his dark brown hair and chiseled features; plus, he had a big dick. He was going to make some girl very happy.
Right now though, Johnny was in his bed with his mobile phone in one hand and his dick in the other as he waited for his mobile phone fuck chatline call to begin. He was totally speechless when his grandmother walked into the room. He thought he had double checked the door.
“What the hell, Johnny!” His seventy five year old grandmother exclaimed.
Johnny jumped up and back into his boxers, but he knew it was too late. Despite her age, Grandma Barb had eagle eyes and unfortunately a mouth to match.
Grandma Barb eased onto her grandson’s bed. “Got blueballs, eh?”
“It’s not what you think Grandma,” Johnny attempted to lie.
Barb reached into her housecoat and removed a cigarette lighter and joint. She lit the joint and took a hit. “Don’t lie to an old woman, Johnny.”
Johnny sat next to his grandmother. She passed him the joint and smiled.
“You’re like your grandfather. He was a horny bastard too, always trying to get his dick in my ass or somebody else’s ass.”
Johnny exhaled loudly. “Damn grandma. I didn’t know it was like that.”
Barb grabbed her joint back. “You ever been to a whorehouse?”
Johnny shook his head excitedly.
“Get cleaned up. I’ll take you to my place on River Street. Got some hot bitches over there, a few from your school. No grandson of mine has to stroke his own cock.”